The Millions “Of Mondegreens and Eggcorns”

The Millions “Of Mondegreens and Eggcorns”

The Cortland Review “Average Lifespan of a Domestic Cat”

The Cortland Review “Average Lifespan of a Domestic Cat”

McSweeney’s “Let’s Take This Open Floor Plan to the Next Level”

McSweeney’s “Let’s Take This Open Floor Plan to the Next Level”

McSweeney’s “Your Resignation Request Has Been Denied”

McSweeney’s “Your Resignation Request Has Been Denied”

The Atlantic “My Week on the All-Emoji Diet”

The Atlantic “My Week on the All-Emoji Diet”

The Billfold “I Was the Pillsbury Doughboy”

The Billfold “I Was the Pillsbury Doughboy”

Medium “Life and Death in a 100-Year-Old Farmhouse”

Medium “Life and Death in a 100-Year-Old Farmhouse”